lucidnee:

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

(via noone-ofconsequence)

maxrobby:

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

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darkhomer:

jim halpert goofing around on company time is radical anticapitalist action

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cgcpoems:

“But in the end, stories are about one person saying to another: This is the way it feels to me. Can you understand what I’m saying? Does it feel this way to you?”

— Kazuo Ishiguro, in his Nobel prize (2017) acceptance speech.   (via halcynth)

(via officialyoda)

jumex:

yall hate to admit it but listening to born to die gave us all brain damage

(via diarygirls)

quietemptydiariess:

To All The Boys I Loved Until I Heard Them Talk

(via aethelreds)

driflloon:

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

(via cancerbaby1994)

logarto:

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thebootydiaries:

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

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moontxt:

weavemama:

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient

(via noone-ofconsequence)

cutereptiles:

radiation:

radiation:

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

romp romp romp

Should be in the Olympic Games. :]

(via dulect)

redwwood:

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

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